Hola! It is i, the lesser known, taller and handsomer one of the four horsemen. The tall brooding one with all the ladies trailing in my wake, like bits of paper following some guy on a horse.
King. Of. Words.
Anyway, here is a recent vid of Miss Carolina being a dumb bitch. I thought hard about a clever way to wend my way around the words "dumb bitch", but decided you kids were too clever and would see right through it. See? I'm also the honest one.
NB: I'd totally never hit that.
