Hey hey, everyone. Shhhh... Calm yourselves, daddy's here.
Back from the brink of the fattest level of hell, Britney is ready to spew more turgid idiocy into our collective consciousness. Here are the lyrics to Britney's new "track". As you can see, she's crawled her way out of the musical sphincter she's been drowning in of late, and emerged a butterfly of songwriting saavy and verve. I really feel that she's addressing some important issues here, but i'll let you make up your own mind.
Looking for that someone
And everyday, I sit and kneel and pray
Oh, sweet love, can I get some?
So why do you desert me, baby boy?
I need your love right now!
And if you desert me, baby boy
Don't you leave me in your crowd
(Talking)Hey baby, what time you gonna get home?
Oh, really? Alright, well, I'll see you later, then
Oh, wait
Would you mind getting some…
Yeah, when you come home
Yeah, that's it
I love you too
Bye
(Singing)Some day when you see my face
You will think that you have won
And some day when it's all away
Our love just begun
So why did you desert me, baby boy?
I thought that you, you were the one
So if you preferred the other one
She won't bring you the sun.
...sweet merciful crap. Didn't that just give your brain an erection?
