Not many people leap to the defense of Britney, everyone's least favorite manitou. But here's footage of a really compelling... well, i'll let you guys be the judge.
Now i know it's almost become unhip to bag her on account of the obviousness of it all. When she was at least making money, as opposed to living off her own fatty deposits and prowling LA at night guzzling stray cats, there were certain elements of her career and/or look that had their merits, scant though they were. Now, however, it's like shooting fat, ugly fish in a barrel of fat, ugly has-beens. It's bizarre - she looks sticky. Like, all of the time. Like some school fete lollipop of indeterminate make and brand which rolled under the car seat, got covered in fluff, and grabbed by your dog. The dog, it should be noted, coughed it out three seconds after making contact with it, and several minutes later the car backed over it, leaving a twisted strip of plastic and shards of furry sugary gunk.
Which, for me, pretty much sums up Britney Spears.
